No joke. I loved that car to death, but if I’m being honest with myself it was a heiße pile of scheiße.

It’s always run too hot, too lean, and too slow in my possession. Like “hey, let’s melt a piston!” too hot.

Damn that’s cruel. Instead of an ejector seat, it’s an incinerator seat.

Yikes.

Can relate. My Squareback told me off via sagging back seat springs, which shorted out the underseat battery terminals and thus incinerated most of the engine wiring.

Heck, these are both downright tame compared to the way my 411 tells me off.

In fact, just one member of my cabinet didn’t show up. Such a loser. Sad!

Fixed it for you:

Meanwhile, a 30-something couple-he an actuarial, she an Office Depot manager-drove by in their 2015 Toyota Camry. Never exceeding the speed limit by anything that would garner attention they arrived at their unremarkable house without drama a half-hour later.

Fucking hell. I’m sitting on the couch right now with my 4-year old daughter snuggled against me. I cannot imagine a more horrible thing to experience. My heart goes out to that father.

Being a little biased because I want to buy one: Hyundai Equus.

FWD Mustang leaving C&C...

The copy in the lower right is appropriate because fresh from the factory this looks like a Chinese knock off.

Bookend Trucks and the MG. #gotnothing

28-year-old Frasier had allegedly just stepped aside to find a bathroom after consuming numerous cans of Crab Juice from a street vendor.

Sure, there are fun experiences to be had in FWD cars, but RWD and some AWD is absolutely better for fun driving.

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It’s because cars from 10 years ago were the last, most modern generation to offer something that almost all exotic cars prior had, and almost no exotic cars today have.

Your average Pre-paid credit card program:

A $750 dollar card that can only used at a dealer is like getting a free meal voucher from a restaurant that just gave you food poisoning. “Sorry about all the pain we caused you — hope to see you soon!”

It’s really cute how you Z and Infiniti guys think those cars sound good.