Oh my god, the dude singer sounds just like Wakko Warner. He's right.

This film is DELIGHTFUL, and I'm sure the play is event better. How many films can you say are delightful with a straight face?

TOO EPIC???

THE WAH WAH BASS LINE

Take another look at Tifa there and tell me honestly that there's anything real about the depiction from the game. You can't.

What does that have to do with the people depicted who are physically impossible constructions? Tifa's got like 4 inches of thigh gap, there. Not gonna happen.

TAKE THAT FEMALE

C'mon, just own those emotions.

Oh my God. I wish this comment didn't resonate so strongly with me. It's so perfectly articulated, but I don't want to be that person who begrudges the fun of others.

I NEED TO KNOW HOW BRITISH I AM BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW HOW BRITISH I AM.

It's not wrong to decide this band is never going to grace my earholes simply because of their appearance, is it?

Well, you're wrong for not liking it, but hey, that's your right.

They never work off a script. As they say at the end of each episode, it's all improvised, then edited.

You need to listen to Superego. They're operating on an entirely different level there.

The-Dream is a woman beater.

Congratulations! You are the type of person Guy is writing about.

C'mon, gimme a break. I'm grasping at the ineffable here.

I often have a hard time understanding why certain works of art move me so profoundly. The video floating around for Jed's Other Poem is a great example. Around the 2:15 mark, I feel like i'm watching a naked person remove their own skin, or something equally vulnerable. It just crushes me.

SO PRIMAL

Sleep With Me is wonderful. It's brilliant both as a work of art and as a practical tool.