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Proposed Jalopnik crime division: Jacopnik

Returning to the present is easy.

“So after reading the article, I find myself quite angry with Evans.”

Don’t be. The story is complete and utter bullshit, and sourced from one of the most notorious bullshit artist tabloids in the UK, who coincidentally also hate the BBC more than just about anything.

Chris Harris should be leading this thing and LeBlanc will fill Hammond’s spot nicely. Chris Evans shouldn’t be anywhere near this show.

Fire Chris Evans. If they MUST have another Chris on the show, Chris Rock is pretty good.

The least interesting top gear presenter who has nothing to offer aside from wealth and a Ferrari collection was opposed to the addition of the most entertaining presenter who is actually good at driving and is much more famous? No way.

Why? They’re punishing the fools that insist on buying a Lotus with an auto.

Solution - Pick the manual.

That’s like a damn rocket launch and hell opening up at once. I’ve gotta find out where they have that around here.

Nitro burning funny cars
Nitro Burning Funny Cars
NITRO BURNING FUNNY CARS

You have to experience the sound in real life. Mics simply do not pick up the sheer awesome that is a funny car running full tilt. Seven THOUSAND horsepower. You literally can’t breathe as they go by. It’s mind-altering.

This guy in his old school hot rod who got tired of hearing Honda’s rev their engines. Jump to 20 seconds for the fun

Are you sure about that?

Don’t be such a party poope.....oh.

The fact that you’re nurpling yourself at work because of this gives me more job satisfaction than you can imagine.

I should kill myself for saying this, but I see some LFA in that rear end.