Jesus fucking Christ. I’m no purist by any stretch of the imagination but that is atrocious.

Why does Switzerland make you poop your pants

You rang? I really dig the bronze TRD wheels.

“OBAMA [VROOOOM!] WIRET-[VROOOOM!] FAKE [VROOOOM! VROOOOM!] CERTIFICATE [VROOOOM!] -OT A BAN, JUST [VROOOOM VROOOOM VROOOOM!] BATHROOM!”

I think you nailed it.

(France and his fellow board members pile into conference room)

I’d rather hear the noise of the cars and risk damage to my hearing, than be victim to the witless banter of people who would actually go to a NASCAR event.

Yes, but it’s really only FF tilted 45 degrees

I think the name’s not Valkyrie, but the square root of alkyrie:

Correction............it’s Fiberidiculous.

your daughter is named XB-70 VALKYRIE?

XB70 is the only valkyrie i acknowledge

It’s been a much cleaner race two-plus stages in, but with Harvick comfortably leading the whole race up to this point (though Elliot is gaining) it’s also been a more boring than last week.

Woah! Yiiiikes!

Growing up I was always told about how my dad and 2 of my uncles owned a 71, a 72, and a 73 Corvette. My dads was the 71 and was a convertible, automatic, 350 in white. My uncle Craig’s was the blue 72 with a 350 auto, and my Uncle Bruce owned a yellow 73. The 73 however, was a 4 speed car with a 454 big block. From…

The tar snakes would concern me the most.

My parents always forced me to sit in a service center while our car was worked on, sometimes 9-10 hours straight. 20 years later, I still do it. Why not just give these assholes a valet key? And it’s always best to come by the shop randomly to see if your car is being worked on.

This has gone beyond funny to damn scary. The president is delusional, a lunatic. For the good of the country, he must be removed from the position.