I have never wished more for a meteor strike on Washington DC.

It is a bus full of Lucile Ball impersonators. It is from Rat Race 

my husband sometimes texts just the period.

My husband finally admitted that for the longest time he would think I was upset with him because I ended texts with punctuation. He said it seemed so final or like I was shutting him down. Punctuation the new Restimg Bitching Face.

I wish i could star this more than once. You get it.

I tend to use periods in text not because I’m angry but because I am an articulate person who knows how to speak in sentences.

I’ll spend 2 minutes crafting a text so it has proper punctuation, capitalization and spelling. You’re not alone.

That was beautiful.

Sometimes I think I’m the only millennial who uses proper capitalization and punctuation in texts. Sorry not sorry for my pedantic ways.

Why do people hate periods.

Once.

I don’t even get why a yellow car would “ruin” a photo, instead of add personality to it. But then what I don’t get even more, is where on the venn diagram you get someone who is such a twee fucker that this is a problem for them, but then also is the kind of yob (that’s the term over there right?) that smashes car…

To the vandals who did it.

Thanks. I had a bit of a freakout when I got my senses about me this morning and went “WAIT, that’s wrong!”

Friend, it was a mistake. No one was trying to confuse you. See the message from above:

Have to go look and see if Habbo Hotel still exists.



I can’t believe it.

The best thing about Twitter is that I used it to him a spineless weasel this morning. It was childish yet very satisfying.

This whole administration is a waste of fucking time.

I think Finn’s demon sword will destroy those too.