You’ve used dicks as wipers? What size?

You’ve used dicks as wipers? What size?

don’t buy those shit wiper blades. they perform like dick when you’re on the highway doing anything over 60-65 MPH, you know, when you really need those fucking things to work pro.

don’t buy those shit wiper blades. they perform like dick when you’re on the highway doing anything over 60-65 MPH,…

It was as if Ferrari decided to leave Formula One for a regional dirt track series in the American South.

Well, I laughed. Sorry everyone else here is an oversensitive snowflake.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Hand wash my car? I don’t have time to do that. I work & on my days off I drive it. I just go the touch-less gas station car wash, and wax it after. I also go to have unicorn shit sprayed on it.

Wrong, I’ve made $280 plus million doing heists & missions everyday I have time & good team mates. Anyone who cries about Sharkcards should look at the game model Rockstar gave us, you can buy & unlock absolutely everything. Nothing is hidden by a paywall as a first point of access, you can earn everything 100% legit…

I liked the way FFIX dealt with explot users. Wait for a year, let loads of people do it, wait till the list gets super long, then ban them all, every last one of them. The tears that flowed that day.

My favorite is when they start dropping whales from the sky in front of you.

This must have been a

No. Basically, online cheaters are scumbags, and they ruin the experience for everyone else. Fuck cheaters.

Those are stars. 120 stars :p.

It’s weird. Gizmodo shows the outage map as pprimarily being in the American NE, where I live, and I haven’t really noticed any problems with the internet today.

Do we know if the Taylor Swift concert is being televised? My wife wants to know. Well, she didn’t specifically say she wanted to know. Also she hates Taylor Swift. FINE. It was me. I want to know if the Taylor Swift concert is being televised.

You’re joking but one of the other commenters said his wife was pissed because he ordered her Starbucks with the app, it didn’t go through, so she was left standing at the counter with no order. I guess some people have forgotten how to place an order verbally. They just stand there aimlessly tapping on their phone.

Some of that’s nature and some of that’s nurture, though. I can leave my two year old playing with his trains and tell him I’m going to take a shower and when I come back everything is fine. I have a friend whose two year old scaled the kitchen cabinets, climbed over the microwave, and onto the top of the fridge while…

Yeah, I gotta say, I hate to be that person, but here goes nothing: I limit my kids’ screen time to three hours a week. Total. And frankly, I have plenty of time for a shower or whatever, because they’ve learned how to entertain themselves without a screen. I may not be raising the best of digital natives but I’ve…

Dang old people. Get off my fun!

If Taylor Swift were an F1 driver, this is what she would look like...