Dude you could crouch in Goldeneye

Needs more Zukovsky.

STOP LOOKING AT MY SCREEN!

We must also note this movie’s most lasting cultural contribution, GoldenEye 007 on the N64, and its glorious multiplayer mode.

No, they’re just channeling their inner Ferengi and selling to the highest bidder. Its not like money has been eliminated yet!

I’ve always liked DW’s Western Auto car.

Bring this back, and invite Marshawn Lynch to come by during media day

It gets better. Here it is fully loaded:

Is that a DS...FLATBED?

There was a company in Europe that made six-wheel smart conversions.

Koenigsegg. Call it the Koenigsegg Four:4. Four ton capacity, 4 second 0-60.

Isn't that actually a Fiat Ducato? So in a way, it's a Ram ProMaster Pickup.

11. For an extra $300,000, you can get the entire exterior in Chrome.

#10. OMFG this is simply brilliant! Torch, please don’t ever let anyone change you!

“...every drivable Chiron owner gets Bugatti’s Final Days Package, where the owner can choose to end their life by flooring their Chiron for the first time, after which Bugatti will bury them in their car and perform a full funeral.”

I have a buddy working on the car, here are some other facts:

The first unit is actually Chiron -1. Bugatti requires the citizens of earth to assemble the Chiron on their own from scratch, without knowing what it looks like or does. We then offer this car to Bugatti, who starts production with car 0, of which all other…

Yeah, make with the fridge-peeing story.

You neglected to mention the highly secretive Chiron Chiffon edition with lightweight cloth bodywork for a smaller Planck length once it achieves singularity.

11.It can be visible only under the full moon light.