grantleavitt
Grant Leavitt
grantleavitt

Since we live in an age of smartphones, if Uber shows you a car make and model that isn’t familiar to you, you could just google it real quick while waiting.

Well, depends. some cars have Shift-into-drive Autolock, and some owners may choose to disable it. Unfortunately, my brand new Toyota iM doesn’t have this feature but I can take it to my dealer and have it changed. Plus, most older cars don’t have autolock or even all-door lock buttons.

So it’s entirely possible that

I never really liked independent shops. Not since the shop my parents use kept redoing my windshield adhesive improperly after the glass shop replaced my windshield, which in turn led to frequent bouts of water into the passenger compartment and an alternator failure. I finally decided to use Electrical tape to tape

“Air Grabber”? Puh-leeze, that doesn’t sound very Demon-like. Shoulda called it the

Sounds like a certain traitor from GoldenEye 007:

All cars can go off-road. It’s the roughness of the terrain that determines which cars go furthest. Most tracks make spectators drive on the grass, and I see Ferraris and Lamborghinis driving in the dirt at Lime Rock Park all the time. I’ve taken many cars to my cabin in the Adirondacks of NY, and the road up is

On the other hand, i’m hard-of-hearing, so i have my iphone set up to vibrate instead of ring, which sometimes feels like getting zapped with low-voltage stun gun. I also set up my texts with a different vibration than the rest of notifications, so that out of all my twitter and facebook and text notifications, i can

Yes, most phones do, I assume. At least, my iPhones do. Dunno about Android since my Samsung Stratosphere. Android used a bullshit notification system that groups texts into one buzz for the initial text and subsequent texts don’t get a buzz. I also think it depends on whether you are on the lock screen or actually

if you want to convey to your daughter that you’re upset, say her whole name including middle name, IN ALL CAPS. “JENNA LOUISE COLEMAN, GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!”

I may not be a millenial, but you’re not alone in proper English usage. Ticks me off when people, who’ve taken English class for years in school, suddenly lose all that English grammar knowledge and type text that I can’t even begin to understand. I practically need to call up an English-to-Eenglish translator.

I use periods because it’s proper that way. Without proper punctuation, the phrase you intended:
“Helping my uncle, Jack, off a horse.”
becomes:
“helping my uncle jack off a horse”

Use punctuation, PERIOD. LOL!

Why would anyone want to get Crazy off the Crazy Train?

Cool story bro... seems too fantastical to be true, but whatever, sometimes truth is stranger than any movie fiction!

One time in middle school, my school bus’ regular driver was out sick and our sub (whom we were also familar with) was trying to get some kids to calm down (using the rear view mirror) and distractedly drove into a drainage ditch just yards after dropping off a student. Meanwhile, my street friends and I were half a

I actually have the DVD, it’s freaking hilarious (my opinion, maybe not yours if you see it).

Boston sports fans are Mass-holes, not assholes.

I guess some visitors are too lazy or impatient to use photoshop to erase his car from the landscape. My dad erased me from a photo once.

But you did ask for a wired controller with no rumble... take out the rumblers, then add a MicroUSB cable, to the original Xbox One controller. Maybe?

If you are also inquiring about the Microsoft-branded controllers, only the One S ones can be connected wirelessly via Bluetooth. For the original Xbox One controllers, they require a bluetooth adapter, but you can bypass that by using a MicroUSB phone charger cable (but not the USB3.0 cables which have a wider