Those trophy guns don’t have firing pins... at least, I hope they don’t.

NASCAR is weird... their definition of a “time” is a SPEED, which is totally the wrong measurement. Then they use a formula and enter it into a calculator to work out the actual TIME?! WTF?

Meanwhile, virtually every other racing series in the world uses TIME to define a qualifying TIME. NASCAR, get out of the middle…

One way to spice up action would be to switch positions of the front and rear wings...

But seriously, I never knew it was only a single flying lap in the 2015 qualifying rules... In the video game, I’m able to do many flying laps until the session was over... and the grid was set by drivers’ best time during the…

Karina did pose for playboy... Paige Vanzant is looking good this season...

Next season? I hope Paige Hathaway gets picked...

So, what is the NHTSA actually responding to? Checked the dude’s twitter, no such posts or anything, just dozens of CAPS LOCKED tweets shouting typical afro-merican nonsense by a dude with a pancake on his head.

I prefer my Smirnoff to be of the Karina variety (wink wink)

It’s a night race at Phoenix, night races are done Saturday nights. Why would anyone go to a Sunday Night race when they have work the next morning?

THIS: My dad, not one to fool easily, was so excited for this, that I hated deciding whether to tell him it was an April Fool’s Joke or not.

Ecclestone Greenlights F1 Race at Lime Rock Park for 2017!

You mean crouching? Nobody fucking stands completely straight up. Not even the weird people of the world. LOL

The sitting one, you mean a half-stand, right? Because most toilet bowls don’t have a lot of room for sit-wiping.

Now for the real question: how much toilet paper and how many times per visit? lol

What’s wrong with the front trunk? With no engine, use both trunks!

Best local joke... Walkway over the Hudson to install Hudson Valley sign a la Hollywood sign

What about the lucky fox at Pocono’s IndyCar race last season? The race that would eventually claim Justin Wilson’s life?

Arizona Iced Tea Jellybeans... “These jelly beans are no joke! #comingsoon”

So THAT’S what a KTM X-Bow GT3 race car looks like *me likey*

The series is intended for entertainment purposes, as technically it isn’t a sport without athletes. I’m looking forward to seeing the first race, but not expecting much. Just watching for the quirkiness and to see how autonomous racecars pull off passes and the lack of crashes.

Invest in me and you’ll have the first clips late 2017 early 2018, just in time to pick up your Model 3... Thinking I’ll design them to mimic GT3 spec race cars...

Watched it live (btw, first live unveiling I’ve watched), and it looks great. Not liking the “no-grill” front ends, makes it look like a pro-stock drag racer, lol. but other that that little issue, I like all the Teslas.

I’d actually like to see this wing switcheroo.

You snively conniving jerk! I fell for this! An hour later, i am about to google this and thought “Wait, it’s a bit early for April Fool’s” and I had just told my dad about this. So I googled and ... Nothing. It was a goddamn April Fool’s joke.