When is Danica NEVER angry? WHile i do think she's attractive in her own right, she just looks like she's scowling all the time.

One of her rare smiles:

In other words, zero wins to their names. If we exclude drag racing and regional motorsport series, Danica is the only lady who has won a race, in IndyCar. Though, I'd not be sad to be wrong about this, either.

What, no Susie Wolff?

Safer way to do a barrel roll:
1. Go to google.com
2. enter "Do a barrel roll"
3. ???
4. Profit?

It's going to look like a cross between a P1 in the front and a 12C in the rear, i guarantee it.

Clarkson... Jalopnik's British cousin.

Top Gear: China? Good lord, imagine him trying to be his curmudgeony self... in Chinese!

Yes, but wasn't Stig Jeremy's idea?

Tonight... Jeremy finds unemployment boring.

I hear Top Gear USA is hiring...

Can't really blame him, his car took a turn for the worse after quick repairs, IIRC... (pun intended?)

I was the same, switched to F1 from NASCAR. Besides, I was getting dizzy watching from the "center" of the track (from the broadcast POV) and wanted more right turns. I mean, come on, even I could do 200 laps of an oval for a 3-4 hour stretch (albeit in a video game, but i gave myself no bathroom or pause breaks).

For…

Really, blue flags are for debris on track? In every other series, blue flags are for cars about to be lapped must let faster car pass. Unfortunately, in NASCAR with its preference for tracks without right turns (spin correction doesn't count!), slower drivers have 42 other cars behind them, so flagmen would be waving…

How the fuck do all these coffee cups and plastic wrappers get onto the track? NASCAR fans should be ashamed of themselves for littering because they are too fucking lazy to stuff garbage in their cooler bags or walk to a garbage can during an "intermission" caution such as these.

Looks like the truck might have swerved to avoid stopping traffic as you can see the traffic jamming up before the truck spills over. I've had a few close calls like that myself, even when paying attention.

My dad might be interested... I offered him my Prius as a trade-in, so he can give me his Boss 302... I really love the Boss 302 (and C7 vettes) and would hate to see the Boss go.

Let women do whatever the fuck they want. Is twitch in Iraq or something where women have to cover up? There ARE female players who are very competitive players AND like to show Skin. I know some girls (not personally, unfortunately) like to play naked. Hey, it's a guy's dream come true: a beautiful woman playing…

The only video game with "Adult video game" actually written on the package (pun intended). Of course, that's the only potentially AO-rated game that seems to have been mass-produced, at least to my knowledge. Ever since the ESRB, the highest rating a game can get is M+ and if a game is borderline AO, the developers…

So really, a 5,000hp Devel Sixteen isn't too farfetched.

So, i'm no longer going be able to play after this gametime-for-gold is released?