Man… Duck is a dick.

I wonder how many characters will look directly into the camera with a confused face because of this.

Aayan?

"Thus saith the Lord of the manor."

An entire town? No big deal. He's upset an entire country before.

I never realized the power of potato salad.

I'm an American. Someone somewhere owes me something damn it.

BOO!!! Make me happy now!!!

What the hell man? The Legos did NOTHING to deserve this type of hurt!

Ads? What are these 'ads' you speak of?

Rosie O’Donnell to return to The View. In related news, 95% of Americans say they aspire to go blind immediately.

I just made over $11,000 in one month by making a potato salad AT HOME! ! ! Click my profile to see how right now! ! !

This is just like that one artsy movie that tanked.

Well… that escalated quickly.

Is anyone else disappointed that Pitt isn't reprising his role of Lt. Aldo Raine???

I though is he playing Thomas Lennon?

These seem like they should come packaged with a warning that your happiness will automatically go up as soon as you open the
package.

Thank you.

What about Dexter's opening? I always thought it was really creative and not too artsy.