this pre-dates the ASPCA. Fun Fact*: This brutal capitalistic-allegorical-ape-on-radioactive-allegorical-lizard footage was so brutal, the ASPCA was invented seconds after the first screening. Their subsequent film “Planet of the Apes”, proved to be singularly unpopular, and they disbanded soon after.

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First clip already released, and frankly, with Kong mastering the skies, our boy G-Zilla is gonna be in deep trouble.

I found “Brews Brothers” to be a pretty good gem. Not the most original premise, to be fair, and it does take a little bit to warm up, but I found it growing on me none the less. Plus I really love a lot of the actors on it. It helps that some of my favorite podcasters are on it (Mike Mitchell from “Doughboys”, Zack…

I had desk mates who would completely ignore me (a bit rude, but to each their own), but during every lunch, would literally order feasts of fast food and eat them right next to me. You name it, they got it (Dominos, KFC, McDonalds, basically just any type of fast food you can think of, they got it). Not even small…

Normies: “Got a PS5! Wanna co-op on a game?”
Gamers: Psh, got me a PS450, wanna come help me move the MoFo, it’s really heavy?”

I hope Phil does break-up Cameos.

“I may not have seen my shadow, but I did see that you and Shannon’s relationship is over. She wants to move on. Looks like it’s six more weeks of winter for you, and from the looks of it, maybe add a lot more weeks to your winter...she’ll be by to drop off up stuff on Tuesday.”

I hope they play in the exact same clothes and hairstyles they had in that header photo

maybe those kids will learn not to play so many of them video games if they’d watch this

I hope we get a Portal 3 one day. I’d even maybe consider getting a VR headset if they only agreed to make a sequel on VR

A seventh Sparrow known as Christopher is currently credited as “EXISTENTIAL DREAD INDUCING PSYKRONIUM CUBE.” Christopher is “a telekinetic cube of unknown origin. He can turn the room freezing cold and induce paralyzing fear. He acts as the Sparrows’ consulted oracle who hands out incredible advice and serves as the…

My ranking of the Half-Life Games:
1. The 5-10 minutes I played of Half-Life 2
2. The vaguely remembered bit I played of Half-Life 1 in an internet cafe in the early 2000s.
2. All the other ones I haven’t played yet.

Well Golly Gee! He looks like an upstanding fellow! I hope he has some thoughts, cause I got a penny for them!

After falling down an Indie Pop hole these past few years, I’ve found myself listening to more Punk stuff, such as (apologies if these bands are lame, always open to recommendations!) Viagra Boys, Starcrawler, and IDLES, amongst others. I think I’m gonna add Iceage to that list.

Halo: Mario Edition

(Samus was saved for Gears of War)

I’m a bit glad the “Assassin Carry” one from the Raven path disappeared, as I quickly got annoyed with Eivor constantly picking up dead people. 

Oh, I cannot agree more with this. I hated DS3 with a passion. I’d kill for a DS4, or even just a remake of DS1, but I’ll take what I can get.

Since we’re already getting the ME remasters and a “spiritual sequel” to Dead Space, I think the top of my list would be a more official Bioshock announcement, maybe even a trailer if we’re lucky. The first Bioshock got me into gaming, so I have a lot of love for the whole series (despite Infinite being...Infinate),…

Play my Switch more. I played the hell out of Animal Crossing, but other than that, I rarely played the thing. I’m bad at playing handheld games, and my PS4 is my media center, so it gets the TV generally. Also, no game on the Switch really got me hooked (Tried to start BOTW numerous times, but I was not charmed), so…