Seriously, a black man can’t win, can he? Even when is is active in his kids lives he is doing it wrong. This guy raises his kids right (seriously, have you heard a peep about any of the Ball boys in any sort of trouble? have you heard a single complaint about Lonzo’s attitude?), takes care of his wife as she recovers…

Probably the feet too; they’re important here.

Were nachos even invented when the framers divined the unwritten rules?

Great! Can we get a replay on this?

Everton’s Michael Keane (no apparent relation)

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Although you’d have to dig through a lot of campaign finance reports to find out who/how much.

Racism? At an Indians game?

That already exists. It’s called a baseball game.

It’s too high!

Those pillows are for rear entry.

Those pillows are for rear entry.

definitely gonna use it to fuck

definitely gonna use it to fuck

That right there is a budget liberator pillow.
Source: I’ve had a few of those in the past. They work well.

That right there is a budget liberator pillow.
Source: I’ve had a few of those in the past. They work well.

How quickly did your fan base go from winning a WS to talking about how painful it is to be a White Sox fan?

Coleman, the starting right back for Premier League club Everton, will almost certainly not be available for the club’s Merseyside derby against Liverpool next week

True story - I went to Northeastern when Jose Juan (that’s what we called him in the good old days) was there. I got in an elevator at my dorm one day and he steps in beside me. I was a stoner and thought it would be douchey to say anything, and was high as fuck so I just smiled when he came in.

Ramos even has more goals in his career (81) than Andrés Iniesta (72), which is just weird.

You sound like my grandad talking about his time in Korea.

Don’t be surprised if Levine sports a brand new red toupee next week. Diabolical!

She would TELL you she was. Because she's the evil twin. And the dude is obviously a moron.