I’m not going to lie, I thought it was going to be tough to beat that last infrared video of the bear scratching up on the tree. This is fucking amazing.

America, take solace in the fact that your parents won’t live forever. Progress is naturally restricted by its people. The baby boomers have become about as progressive as can be expected given the results of neoliberal politics. They all shall soon begin passing and a “revolution” will begin. It’s a time-honored…

First thing that came to my mind too.

It’s cute how we’re all still surprised that rich white dudes stick together. Perhaps us non-rich, non-white dudes should, you know, stick together.

Sounds lovely.

Enough to make them not significantly worse than grass in causing injuries from impact. The crumb rubber may be giving the kids cancer though:

Hmm, no.

Correction: water is SUPPOSED to be blue.

Preach

I doubt O’Brien was a passive observer in the decision to sign Brock (link):

As far as I’m concerned, the only question that remains to be seen with respect to Brock Osweiler is whether his terrible contract will cost Bill O’Brien his job. Absolutely absurd contract for someone with such an unproven record who was benched in favor of a historically bad Peyton Manning.

This kid reminds me of one of my best friends. He’s pretty docile the vast majority of the time, but he has a level of aggression that only comes out when he’s defending himself or others he cares about that few people are capable of. I can’t say he always controls it properly, but his heart is in the right place.

We all know the most entertaining result is a gut-wrenching, I-cannot-fucking-believe-that-just-happened collapse in Game 7 by the Cubs. I’ll be quietly rooting for that despite my love for my Chicago-born cousins.

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Ha! If there was a proper term for your “childhood babysitter’s son in law”, I would’ve loved to use it. I probably should’ve just gone with “my friend”.

Yeah. Two small American black bears. I can’t say that it was his ranch because I was really young. He could’ve been taking me to some type of nature preserve for all I know. But they just ran around all day in an enclosure and I just sat there and watched them for hours. All I wanted to do was take one home. I…

My childhood babysitter’s son in law had two bears on his ranch. I got to go hang out with those bears on a couple of occasions. Those were good days.

I would love to know what Tom’s thought process was on where to put Pat Bowlen...

I thought you were going for a Space Jam remake for baseball which my inner 12 year old was genuinely excited to see. I personally thought the plot took some unnecessary deviations towards the end, but I liked it all the same.

Did you make it to Final Jeopardy?