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These are some of the greatest Kinja posts ever.

Fair enough. I maintain that tossing a banana, real or inflatable, at a black player (as it appeared to be targeted at Gervinho) is at best ignorant of potential misinterpretation and at worst racist.

If you watched more European football, you would know that tossing bananas has frequently been used by the shitstain, hooligan crowds to taunt and degrade black players. Any commentator that deserves to be employed doing European football matches is or should be aware of these past incidents.

DangeRuss my ass. This dude is so full of shit.

I have no doubt that there were instances of predatory lending that happened at Quicken Loans, but I do have reservations about labeling them a "predatory lender." You're basically saying it was systemic by doing so. I don't see the evidence for that. At least, not even close to their peers. A few lawsuits with…

I think if you were a mortgage originator in the mid-2000's there's no doubt that there are going to be stories out there about you. However, calling an organization a "predatory lender" suggests it was systematic. I looked for the evidence and I don't see it. There were definitely some instances and lawsuits filed…

Not to mention you have one of the most mobile QBs in the league that could find the end zone with his eyes closed. It's an absolutely absurd call and you can tell by his mannerisms that he knows it.

Is Russell Wilson going to blame God for that play call?

I work on a sales floor. There's no such thing as NSFW.

I'm tired of the "what if this was your sister, mother, wife, etc." comments. You shouldn't have to imagine this is a relative or somebody close to you in order to be disgusted. If you do, you lack respect for humanity and you're an asshole. Fuck these guys!

Poor training that teaches them that any situation is a life or death situation. Shoot first and ask questions later. If he was black, he'd probably be dead.

Uh, I don't know, maybe stop pumping them full of steroids and stimulants to make them run faster so degenerate gamblers and rich white men can profit off their misery?

I hope all you Paterno apologists will remember the "rhythmic slapping" Mike McQueary reported to Good Ol' JoePa who proceeded to do almost nothing about the sodomizing of a small child. But, hey, he sure was one hell of a football coach. 409! 409! 409!

"How do you people live with yourselves?"

Fuck me, why am I watching these criminal fucks' product right now? We should all be ashamed of ourselves.

I'm not sure why this is good news for Goodell. Doesn't this just emphasize the perception that they would rather ignore inconvenient facts that are readily available than address issues confronting the organization?

Not to go all radical feminist on you, but I find articles like this to be silly and to serve no purpose but reinforcing the ignorant "lady parts are dirty" tripe. A viewpoint I do not share.

I'll always take an elite midfielder over an elite striker.

Meh, perhaps he should know what it's like to be on the other end of horrifying domestic abuse. Maybe he'll realize what he's done to his children on a regular basis.