Gummies, y’all.  Gummies.

I mean, it’s a good alternative to another M5, yes. But the at the price they are asking for that 2016, hard pass. A newer Cadillac would be a better alternative.

Jesus, look at that decrepit fucker.

Jimmy? Is that you?

Native Minnesoootan here, getting into a car that has been sitting outside when it’s -20 for 10 hours is no fun!  Even with heated seats and steering wheel, letting it run for 10 minutes sometimes isn’t enough!

Yep. Fresh outa’ fucks to give.

Alternate headline:

Strong Vauxhall Frontera Sportsss vibes

Dear god what I wouldn’t give to see his children work on an assembly line for a couple of days 🤣

So that employee drives an EcoSport?

Maybe the Red Bull hasn’t kicked in yet, but the two-door Jeep take doesn’t seem to explain why you shouldn’t buy specifically a two-door Jeep. I mean, the entire answer could be applied to any 4x4, truck, or vehicle often bought as a status symbol.

Liked these way better than the GLC that replaced it.

I was trying to remember the name of these things the other day. I always liked the looks of them.

“Too small to do ‘truck things’ and too much of a truck to have comfortable road manners; these neither fish-nor-fowl vehicles were bad at everything.”

Fond memories of my Eagle Talon...

I mean, some of the Mitsubishis are rebadged Nissans. ;)

I have yet to see a new Z, and I live in FL where retirees come to spend their children’s’ inheritance the money they saved during their career on playthings.

I’ve driven a new M4 on and off track. I’m fairly confident that the M4 wasn’t the issue.

Never seen this in 40+ years of driving.

Your plebe car isn’t going to benefit from higher octane gas anyways.