Yo dawg, we heard you like running boards, so we put a running board on your running board.

This thing can’t be street legal...Public roads aren’t designed for this much awesome.

Don’t forget about TV shows/Movies. If the overlap of Game of Thrones fans and Supra fans were bigger, there would be a Change.org petition for a redesigned 2020 Model because fans named their daughters Supra 8 years ago because they were expecting the 2020 model to have a Toyota inline six and a big wing.

Or they should just make a season out of this and call it good.

Not sure if serious, or meta-joking...

Or just wait about 3 years for these to be in the $25,000 range off lease. I like the concept of the current big Minis with manuals, but the MSRP for loaded JCW models is too damn close to Porsche Macan money to make sense.  

It’s a piece of shit Ninja 500 that I got for $900.

I was in high school in the early 90's - back then we were told that anyone who doesn’t go to college is a loser, and anyone who works with their hands is a loser.

Insta what now?

The Mooninites have already issued a response:

I would have picked him up and said “What are the odds of 2 serial killers meeting like this!”

I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they get in the car I like to say, “So, how far did you think you were going anyway?”, or “Put on your seat belt. I want to try something. I saw it once in a cartoon, but I think I can do it“

Too bad we didn’t cook this up early...A few years ago, I spent a week in Anchorage and Fairbanks every month.

Hmmm...where are you? I have a 3 cylinder Triumph motorcycle motor good for about 100 hp that has been sitting for years. The lower case is cracked, but it would be easy to fix.

I was just telling my wife that I forget how much I love Two Hearted until I drink it. I haven’t bought a six pack in ages, and I only order it at restaurants when it’s the only beer they have that suits my tastes. Somehow, I’m not usually happy to order it, yet I usually enjoy drinking it.

Most, but not all.

I mean what, 5k for the engine and 1k for the labor at most?

I had a Saab 9-7x for a while with the Atlas in it. I had to drop the tank 3 times to replace the fuel pump, and I had to put a new filler neck in (both common problems). I spent a lot of time under that thing!

There is an English dub.  There are several audio and subtitle language options available. 

There is an English dub! I too have had to pass on international movies because I wasn’t able to read subtitles and do everything else that was going on at the same time.