Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

Same.

I just really do not understand the physical appeal of this dude.

Long before I had ever heard of Dylan’s accusations, I had concluded that Woody Allen films are not for me. Completely unappealing, unpleasant, unwatchable. Thus, I have zero conflict around the art versus the artist in this case.

Every one of his movies is the exact fucking same. There’s a bumbling nebbish (often played by him) and a gorgeous younger woman is inexplicably in love with him.

His latest phase of “Old times nostalgia” is tiresome. And I say this as someone who loves history and Old Hollywood but it's basically the same story and same setting over and over again.

Is it just me, or does Woody Allen make the same movie over and over for the most part? So many of them blur together and most of them are annoyingly self-aggrandizing. I don’t quite understand the culture of adulation around this man.

ugh so disappointed in my girl blake.

Your husband sounds awesome.

Me neither, because I read the synopsis that said so. I have it on confirmed authority that nothing bad happens to any fur babies in Keanu, so I’m def watching that.

They were inspired by the movie John Wick, in which Keanu Reeves gets revenge on the people who killed his dog (a much more logical premise than in most action movies). I guess they chose a kitten to tweak the idea a little, and because wee teeny kittens are even more pathetically adorable when in duress, IMO.

i was raised by a dad who was a crazy cat lady. and a mom. and stepmom. there was no hope for me.

Watch where you do that. New York is not an open carry state.

weird. Pretty much every guy I’ve been in a relationship with had a cat (or two). Only one of them had dogs...three shih tzus...and it literally never once crossed my mind that it may be considered weird??

All of them were kinda sensitive artists types though.. *shrugz for dayz*

I self-identify as a crazy cat man very openly. That’s how you find the people that are worthwhile, and the ones who will bounce at first notice because you’re not conforming to gender norms.

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

Uh, the Kickstarter I’m backing is doing really well and I ordered a new camera lens today? I don’t know, I’m boring.

So, I only own one that I got like 70% off, but it really has held up better than anything I’ve bought in the past few years. Sweaters have just gotten progressively sadder piles of polyester pilling, but EF’s quality seems legit. I also think they are pretty conscious about not using slave labor, sourcing more…

I fucking love J Jill. Their cuts have always been great on me, whether I’m a size 8or 14. Some of their stuff does lean matronly but the “classic” stuff is amazeballs.