Clearly it wasn’t his elite coverage ability showcased against the Jags, so, yeah it’s gotta be his political stances. Makes sense to me.

Eric had just been helpfully carrying around a clean urine sample all night for his dad in case Hillary decided to take Donald up on the drug test idea.

When Life hands you everything, you take lemonade.

That’s his pee. He’s not allowed to leave any DNA evidence anywhere so he must take his urine with him when he leaves somewhere.

And sodas are where a food business makes their money, too. Since the Trumps are business geniuses, this asshole would surely know that. So it’s doubly insulting because not only is he a rich person stealing something that represents nothing to him, but he’s stealing a product that a business relies on heavily to turn…

Criminally and civilly not liable but yeah you’re right of course he “got off.” The word you are looking for but I hope you fucking choke on is “innocent.”

Slightly off topic, but I’ll just comment on the degrees of drunkenness you mention. I have seen more than one person who could be tipsy, about to pass out, or even in a blackout, but with no real differences in appearance or behavior. This has led to some uncomfortable conversations, but at least one person changed…

The casual 45 degree lean back.

When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

Damm it Orange Slug you are not going to to make me cheer for Connie Rice? How am I getting nostalgic for neo con Cold War hawks who are genuinely responsible for a load of the crap were are dealing with? 2016 stop I want to get off this crazy train.

The people planning to vote for him(?)

He can’t even fake respect for Republican women.

He has quite possibly the most infamously ridiculous hairstyle in the world, makes $16,000 Brioni suits look like shit, uses a cheap fake bronzer Snooki wouldn’t be caught dead in, and yet mocks Hillary for having an unprofessional appearance.

Yup.

He’s already trotted out the “She was invading my space” excuse as to why he was looming over her.

Alec Baldwin actually slipped some of this in his impression, to my delight.

Yup, he is a masterclass in the lesson of what projection looks like.

President Obama is frequently credited as playing chess where everyone else is playing checkers. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is playing “nuh uh, YOU are, nyahhhhh.”

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

Maybe during Wednesday’s debate, halfway through, she can offer Trump to take a break so he can go “powder his nose.”