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I think that they've very seriously undermined their status as "very private couple" in the last couple of years. I'm not saying they're famewhoring out their personal moments to a Kardashian level or anything, but I do think that people keep calling them "intensely private" out of habit more than accuracy — it's a

"Jay Z and Beyoncé are always quiet about their relationship."

I... I don't get it...

Are we seriously going to make this about being "SEX POSITIVE" instead of about the muder of Palestinian women and children and how this is blatantly sexualizing the grossness of war? Now watch people come on here and try to defend how these women aren't actually objectifying themselves because "choice" while 3.1

They've always been like that. For the supposed chosen people/land of God, they're really fucking whiny and shortsighted.

I'm not shaming them, I'm asking why they're doing it for this particular cause. The same way I asked friends how putting a sock on their dick and posting it to the internet would help fight cancer. I'm not saying don't do it; I'm asking how it contributes.

Listen, I'm not sure what it is you're fighting. I don't see anybody stopping Black women from crassly exploiting their bodies for (mostly other people's) profit. I don't see anybody burdening Black women the expectation that we be demure porcelain dolls. No no, that's not for us. We're the video vixens. We're the big

No matter how modest and chaste women and women of color make themselves, sexist men and racist whites still treat us badly and view us as less than. Disrimination, oppressive legislation, sexual harassment, and violence have never stopped in the name of 'sexual modesty' and never will.

You don't need squats. Go to your local plastic surgeon.

The only way I'm watching the Fifty Shades movie is alone, in my home, with all the lights turned off and the doors locked. After, I will probably have to burn down my home to rectify the shame I have brought upon my family.

"There really isn't much to know about me. I mean, look at me."

This line killed me.

People want accessible erotica - they want an "excuse" to read it, rather than owning up and seeking it out themselves. It leaves them vulnerable to absolute shit like 50 Shades.

If the two of them were having serious issues around the time that she was recording Beyonce (which was basically all of 2013) and if she was still writing songs like "Drunk In Love," that would be…odd. One could argue that the songs were an attempt to save her marriage, but still, putting out a very specific and

All of the goddamn NO in the world goes to this. We'll be sending around a collection plate, so you can tithe 10% of your NO. If there's any NO left, please send it to the This Situation Is Fucked PO Box.

America has always been open-season on black people. But if you ever want to do something about these assholes with guns, just organize and publicize gun sales to black folks. We'll have nationwide gun control within a week.

Wait what the fuck is that answer? Ask a geneticist? 90% of black women you're 'friends' with can't grow hair that goes past their shoulders? You're an ignorant moron. Shut the fuck up and stop pretending you know something that you clearly don't.

So is that 90% of 0 friends, right?

Yup, you hit it right on the head - she's only getting all this attention because she's Black, just like it always happens in Hollywood! Oh, wait...

To Blake's PR reps: I know you're reading this. I'm going to break some shit down below but before I do, I want to ask you to please PLEASE go into politics or philanthropy or something where you are able to change the lives of people in need. I say this because you are CLEARLY AMAZING AT YOUR JOB and could sell

Actually, having seen a fair amount of this stuff (I was in Supernatural fandom for WAAAAAAAY too long), the power dynamics are usually much closer to male-on-female than male-on-male, but also closer to male-on-female creature that only exists in misogynists' fevered imaginings than male-on-female. The "bitch" (i.e.,