Fuck Joan Rivers.

Judging so many people's taste right now.

I don't even care that this ad is totally manipulative, I still teared up.

This is some harlequin romance cover realness. /end snark.

Casting Momoa as Gaston just means I'll be rooting for Gaston. Fuck a beast.

OMG that. is. hilarious. And by 'hilarious' I mean mind-numbingly stupid. I wish they had gone ahead with the dolphin birth, after the which the dolphin eats their new baby. IN THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIFFEEE!

Goddamnit, I love Rihanna.

WTF Pharrell?? First with that "new black" shit, now this?? StAHp!

I love her. That is all.

Shout out to all the folks on here who are oh so understanding of Jonah Hill's "frustration" with the paparazzo that he just had to use a slur. I'll see you all in the comments section the next time a black celebrity does the same. You all better be just as understanding.

Scandal was ridiculous with that shit: lamps; furniture; camera equipment; moar lamps!

With every stranger, she embraced the right side of the body and then the left, to give equal time, as she sees it, to both sides of the heart

Translation:

R4P3, probably.

How does R8P spell rape? It sounds like reightp.

Shows up in a trash bag and still manages to slay all your faves!

Yep. I don't doubt that she's right to a certain extent on the industry's stance on, say, shorter or plus size models, for instance. But say what you will about Naomi Campbell, she will fight and make noise about the industry's shadiness.

I agree. Chantelle is stunning and I'm sure she'll do great but you just know Tyra is going to be obnoxious about this.