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You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Kamala Harris is the only Senator on the judiciary committee who’s an actual prosecutor. This seems to especially bother John McCain (who’s been sitting in and interrupting her despite NOT being a member of the committee).

Oh yes, that sounds like a rational and logical take. Team controlling momager accused of physical abuse, and who twice lost custody after CPS found sufficient evidence of emotional abuse.

I’m not. Her mother sounds like a nightmare and the courts agreed and gave her sister guardianship and later emancipated Winter.

It might be shades of Tracy Gold syndrome. You play a character who is the frumpy, dorky punchline during the years where the way others see you is so important. I think a part of me would be like “why did I get this part?” and be very affected.

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Good reminder on Day 1 of the trial that back in 2009, they were telling jokes about this that most of the country didn’t get on Cosby’s own network.

Started because it’s partially true, but replying because it ain’t entirely.

There is no proof that town halls are being filled by out of town constituents. That’s just a lie being spread by the right wing to devalue the opposition and here you are spreading that very same lie. Stop it.

Nope. Gotta give ‘em hell when they’re being ridiculous and support their good efforts.

Decades of consistent brainwashing by the GOP is how.

I don’t want to be perpetuate the New Jersey-mafia stereotype, but I’m glad there’s a good number of these kids that can smell a rat

Respect the office = I was just following orders.

As a young millennial, I also feel that a lot more of the entitled/lazy accusations are lobbed at women—it’s always a vocal-frying Instagram-ing girl in Mom Jeans drawling about her blog in the “paint me a picture” intro paragraph of the angry op-eds about Shithead Youth by boomers.

Prenup with a non-disclosure agreement.

Yep. They’ve worked out that all they have to do is yell US IT WAS US every time any random pathetic person does something evil, as well as telling their “followers” that the hot new road to Paradise is stealing a car and ramming it into a crowd. You don’t have to bother with recruitment, training, nothing! It’s the

His entire life has been about avoiding and medicating pain because he equates it with his favorite, most telling word, “losing.”

Perhaps it’s anger, but given Trump’s penchant for these stock phrases—beautiful people, losers—it seems more like a poor imitation of any kind of real feeling and more like another opportunity for Trump’s particular fondness of the spectacle of language. 

They’re muslims so thats literally the last thing they would take credit for.

“It’s a big thing that’s present in the white liberal community. That, “I’m talking about it so I’m doing something.” No, you’re just talking about it. And you’re talking about it usually to other white liberals. You’re not really doing anything here. Talking is not action. Don’t just look at what you say. Look at how