Reason #1 instead of buying a phone that does what you need you bought the same popular android phone everyone else has. Not you have to mess with it to get it to do what you want instead of buying the phone that already did what you want.

I would love to go from STL-CHI in mere minuets! I would go every weekend I could just go to the Aquarium.

This is an awesome song no doubt

lol I just ready this on your blog about an hour ago :)

Its not a pet ITS FOOD!

I think that sums it up :)

IT DOES!

Look if any of you don’t like the car then you have a serious problem. I would give my left testicle to drive this thing. I'm waiting for the wings to pop out of the side so I can drive it into SPACE!!

that was a joke

No fair using words I don't understand! lol

It looks like their attached to the tire itself. I would of jumped in on the other side started her up backed up over the sons of Bee's then drove off as fast as possible.

Not their not.  Their the lowest  form  of what should be people. Poor excuses for human beings. The only thing worse is a politician. They are the scum bags of the universe. 

I love these annotations

I don’t think ANY celebrity should be allowed to drive ANY car.  They are so out of touch with reality they cant be expected to be able to control a Prius let alone a FUCKING ENZO!! 

Douche

Yes keep up to good work!

Bat Shit Crazy lol

Its worth it