And just like that, Devin Booker has earned another year of excuses for why the Suns are bad.

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

Yeah that’s a terrible take. Jay-Z’s opportunity exist solely because of Kaepernick’s sacrifice. There is something particularly ghoulish about stepping in to collect a paycheck off that struggle, when you never sacrificed anything in the first place. Kaepernick sacrificed his career? What did Jay-Z lose, again? 

May I ask you one more question?

Typical Deadspin, making this all about Race.

Thank you all for the correction, I was mistaken.

Askren also talked a HUGE amount of shit before the fight, he loves being a troll, and for a site that loves to go on about McGregor’s pre-fight antics you managed to leave out Masvidals comments about that right after the section you quoted: “There’s not too many people I’ve disliked, I’ve had over 50 pro fights and…

At least he’s not a dairy farmer getting logged on.

forget the rabona, that the two starters are Wainwright and Sanchez is some kind of throwback Obama-era pitching matchup. First term, even!

It’s hip to flee squares

The NBA age restriction was always premised on the paternalistic bullshit that young, black men would not be well prepared to deal with the big money and fame they would receive at a nascent adult age. A retrograde argument contradicted by the fact that the NHL (and its many owners who also control NBA franchises)…

But for several, the answer to their problems is simply a cup of Joe.

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

The only explanation I have for this batshit commentary is booze or whatever high-octane concoction it was that made Anthony Scaramucci talk to Ryan Lizza about Bannon’s autofellatio. It’s so extremely unprofessional there has to be more to it.

Like, “Browns lose after kicker steps on own testicles” or “Draymond Green screams at orphan,” it only FEELS like you’ve seen this headline before.  

Odd. Mike usually keeps people in the dark regarding player safety.

That Bader hustle caused a lot of spontaneous ejaculations in St. Louis County.

In 1999, Proposition B, which would have allowed concealed carry here in Missouri, failed

Look, if any entitled asshole deserves a raise, it's Sasha Grey's.