Ian Rapoport is on it

Me at the end of a Billy Haisley article

Have you been around Deadspin long? “Sports media criticism” is kind of their thing

Burneko, how do you feel about the Wizards being unstoppable but only since Wall went down?

I don’t know man, I thought that the first time I heard it but then I listened to it again, and now I’m deaf.

I’m deaf now

Definitely from St. Louis. A guy in class this morning said “Go Birds”

Congrats to Philly Boy Roy

Counterpoint: Fuck Boston.

I’ve been thinking this same thing. As a former St. Louis Rams fan, the Patriots have been ruining my life since I was 11 years old. At this point I’m exhausted of hatred and just want them out of my life.

Tom Brady is a charlatan and should be put in jail for the TB12 bullshit.

Go back to bodybuilders.com/misc

This is super gross

Best thing I’ve done for myself in the past 2 years is completely stopped reading/listening to anything Bill Simmons. What a creep that guy is...

Octavio Dotel was a monster against Ryan Braun in the 2011 NLCS. Totally made that trade worth it.

Fun fact: both he and Octavio Dotel were a part of that 2011 trade from Toronto to St. Louis. The Journeyman Trade

Journalism is dying not because they don’t print “reputable stories” but because the internet has driven ad revenue way down and then Facebook turned us into tribal zombies.

The real news here is that DePaul’s basketball team was at .500 this late in the season.

Meanwhile, Boston’s offensive rating is down about 3 points compared to last year’s.

Boston’s points per game rate is down 3 points (108 to 105) with Kyrie compared to last year. Cleveland’s, by the way, has stayed the same at 110. Just saying.