Freedoms that make white people uncomfortable aren’t real freedoms. Study it out.

I think that’s the thing for me. If you’re a broke teenager, and you pirate, I won’t really hold it against you, because, hell, I grew up in the age of Napster and remember how Napster enabled me to discover music outside of anything I’d ever listened to before and broadened my horizons. And I pirated games because I…

It’s moments like these, when everybody else has the same stupid sense of humour, that you really appreciate Kotaku comments.

It seems like we’re going to get a taste of life before the apocalypse. Maybe Vault 111 is responsible for cryogenic freezing? It’s a concept that hasn’t been done by a vault yet.

This is one sexy automobile.

C’mon wireless PC adapter...

Unfortunately, yes;

We’re in for some serious Mierda del Toro.

Spread your buttcheeks and let Doom fill you with his love.

It’s okay. I don’t need another Prince of Persia or Beyond Good & Evil anyway.

“HOW WAS THIS EVER PUBLISHED?”

Obligatory:

“Where was George Patton born?”

I remember that innocent time in my life when I thought sonder was real, sanctioned word. Then I found it was just a dude making up words for things that didn’t have words. Don’t know why, it bummed me out.

I liked the third-person stealth for that reason too. Although I have to admit that the enemies could’ve been a bit more observant to counter this increase in knowledge about the world around you. They were about as dumb as the guards in FPS-only DX1.

It took me way too long to see this. As in like, now.

I’m guessing this confirms what many already suspected in that the suicide ending of HR is canon.

The kicker? Everyone in London has a French accent.