I hope the French dub is not shitty in this one.

Sounds like the end levels of Deus Ex.

Well, the Earth is 70% water, guess who's the king of that?

And even if the Jedi manage to block a bullet he/she/it'd still receive metal vapor in the face, if the plasma is hot enough.

Gun control will imper with our future right to bear LASERS! Think about it people!

I don't know I totally see Aquaman being a Pacific Islander, it makes so much more sense.

Well my parents always say to me that there's always a chance that I get arrested for something only by skin association, and I live in Canada. It's a global problem in the western world.

The name looked French so I pronounced it the French way "Her-Mih-On-euh" roll the "r".

Well there's a fundamental problem in animal life, it's that we must destroy other life forms to live. Even naked I don't think most animals would produce enough energy trough photosynthesis to live.

So, light takes an infinite time to get out of the black hole at the speed of light if I understand correctly.

Ah, those good years where the Canadian government would give tax credit to parents who buy computers because their children "needed" it "for school".

Windows 8.1 is great, if you learn to use it, also it's lighter and manage resources better. Also I love that new explorer/taskmanager.

Overclocking is great in the last years of you PC's lifecycle, to squeeze some more performance before the bugger dies.

You can also "uninstall" licenses, there was a Lifehacker post about that.

Screams badass monk:

It's only an "X" away from a Sony lawsuit.

Guilty

That sounds familiar...

Well there's still the emergency call option.

Welll in French the Witcher (the character not the game) is called "le Sorceleur" which is just the English equivalent of putting "-er" in "Witchcraft" (Sorcelerie) or Witch (Sorciere)