He was going to report on the release date, but as soon as the developer got wind that Jason was the guy reporting on their game, they delayed it indefinitely. Such is the Schreier Curse. 

Exactly! I feel like instead of speculating on Diablo 4, Jason should do some hard journalistic investigation into whether or not we’ll be seeing a sequel to Super Plumber Adventure, which is an actual Android game released in 2016.

I’m just imagining how absurd it must have been for her to finally decide to keep a tally.  “One dick... two dicks.... three dicks... four dicks... lunch time.... five dicks....”

That is brilliant! :-D 

So the Dying Game then...It’s gonna be one heck of a twist ending.

In your pants?

Hahahahahahaha ... you made me laugh.  Good job!

I still have the hotcakes and sausage one. We used to call him Breakfast-tron.

Soundwave superior. Michael Bay inferior.

Quick Double Knockout Method: Things Needed • Any compatible Bowgun • Sticky Ammo 3 • 2 ML Barrel Bombs • Sleep Ammo Behemoth falls over after 3 shots of Sticky Ammo 3 to the head. After the first fall, use 5 shots of Sleep Ammo to put Behemoth down for a second. Plant both bombs, all Wyvern Charges, and any…

I think another typo in the production process assumably explains the chronological confusion here. Hopping from 2248 to 2298 and back to 2245 is just one of the hazards you face when you’re fighting the Predater.

I’ve come close to beating it like 3 times with randoms.  It’s frustrating as hell.  I’ve resorted to cheesing it in order to get the monster parts to make the armor and IG.

Aw, don’t quit because of that. The Behemoth fight is an abomination with fight mechanics that don’t belong in MH. It pains me that I don’t have drachen armor, but I say just ignore it and move on.

I agree, i’m playing alone and i’ve tried to use the online groups, but almost no one wants a solo player who hasn’t done it before. I wish there was in game matchmaking for this.

I remember the battle against the Batomys tank which was a bitch unto itself, but then after defeating it, Selvaria crashes in and starts one-shoting your crew from the other side of the map, that was some BS. But I never really felt like the game was too hard. At least not in the era of souls games. 

It can be hard when the enemies pull a new gimmick or weapon out of nowhere, yeah. But the combat system is honestly one of the best conceivable for a tactics game. 

All my friends chose alliance :(

I’ve played a night elf rogue since Vanilla. After Warcraft III, the night elves lost their immortality. It resonated with me just how HEAVY that would be for an entire race of people. There was development for that in Vanilla and I enjoyed it, and also in Cata and other places here and there. And now that Sylv has…

Not to mention the Alliance seem so one dimensional. A very boring choice. The Horde are a band of misfits trying to make their way in a cruel judgmental world. They have very dynamic races and so much variety. There’s a reason I chose the Horde when I started in 2006 and never went back!

Seems like you should have used the secret trick that WE was usin’ back in my hometown!  See, ya just tie an onion to your belt. (That was the style, at the time.)