The person in this picture definitely installs those for a living...

Here’s a great Unethical Life Pro Tip: Since the cowards at G/O Media have suspended comments at Deadspin, come on over to Lifehacker to tell Jim Spanfeller what a horrible piece of shit he is. Fuck you, Jim, you spineless waste of space!

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

I am replying to myself and my own article to let the record show that I am not racist since I wear white after Labor Day.

Gee, where have we seen white people not want to “dilute” something they don’t have a claim to before?

I love Nelly Furtado but the only reason she was ever on Hip Hop stations is because her most popular stuff was produced by Timbaland. Nothing about her sound was hip hop besides his ad libs.

They took this down…

Somebody never went to a Catholic school

I grew up reading DC, Marvel Image ETC. You dont have to choose between them. They’re not gangs, dude. 

A tank top and jeans is “business casual”? It might not be grunge, but it’s pretty laid back.

This was a very enjoyable read. Every part of it. Remind me who the snowflakes are supposed to be?

Jaguars make their living eating caimans and have a stronger bite than tigers or lions. That cat was probably waiting like “I wish a motherfucker would.” This is the SECOND time a jackass entered the jaguar enclosure at Wildlife World and caught paws. Some humans are begging to be a part of the food chain.

You’re reading io9 and you have no idea who Taraji P. Henson is?

She is an award winning actress whose career has spanned 18 years, Empire is the #5 most watched show of the past 2 years where Taraji plays the female lead and matriarch of the family. Hidden Figures is a new film coming out about contributions of various female african american members of NASA to the Space Race. The…

No I do, I sound like an asshole. I shouldn't judge a whole region since republicans do that and that makes it hypocritical. But at the same time.... Gays don't do anything to warrant the hate from small minded bigots. African Americans don't do anything to deserve the intense scrutiny and distrust they receive, it's…

Its cool. You’re wrong. It happens to us all.

Ok, I’m gonna sound like a typical smarmy over educated liberal here but....shit like this is why people think of the Republican Party as “the stupid people party”. It’s also why that saying “if you want to see what life was like 25 years ago go to the south” is becoming so prevalent and incredibly true. I know that…

This has to be, if not the ultimate mansplanation, at least pretty close. Silver for you.

Uh oh, mansplaining

I was thinking mostly of the bizarrely placed band of compression, speaking as a non-saggy DD. I would find that expensive elastic strap to be very painful and I would love to hear an expert opinion on the lymph system effects (for a start).

what did I just watch