The person in this picture definitely installs those for a living...

Here’s a great Unethical Life Pro Tip: Since the cowards at G/O Media have suspended comments at Deadspin, come on over to Lifehacker to tell Jim Spanfeller what a horrible piece of shit he is. Fuck you, Jim, you spineless waste of space!

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

I am replying to myself and my own article to let the record show that I am not racist since I wear white after Labor Day.

Gee, where have we seen white people not want to “dilute” something they don’t have a claim to before?

I love Nelly Furtado but the only reason she was ever on Hip Hop stations is because her most popular stuff was produced by Timbaland. Nothing about her sound was hip hop besides his ad libs.

They took this down…

Somebody never went to a Catholic school

Jaguars make their living eating caimans and have a stronger bite than tigers or lions. That cat was probably waiting like “I wish a motherfucker would.” This is the SECOND time a jackass entered the jaguar enclosure at Wildlife World and caught paws. Some humans are begging to be a part of the food chain.

No I do, I sound like an asshole. I shouldn't judge a whole region since republicans do that and that makes it hypocritical. But at the same time.... Gays don't do anything to warrant the hate from small minded bigots. African Americans don't do anything to deserve the intense scrutiny and distrust they receive, it's…

Its cool. You’re wrong. It happens to us all.

Ok, I’m gonna sound like a typical smarmy over educated liberal here but....shit like this is why people think of the Republican Party as “the stupid people party”. It’s also why that saying “if you want to see what life was like 25 years ago go to the south” is becoming so prevalent and incredibly true. I know that…

This has to be, if not the ultimate mansplanation, at least pretty close. Silver for you.

Uh oh, mansplaining

I was thinking mostly of the bizarrely placed band of compression, speaking as a non-saggy DD. I would find that expensive elastic strap to be very painful and I would love to hear an expert opinion on the lymph system effects (for a start).

Or you could warm your cream

My parents owned a fire extinguisher service company when I was in college. The process they taught was to turn the extinguisher head down, and use a rubber mallet to soundly rap the extinguisher up one side and down the other. 6 taps per side was usually pretty good. If you pay attention, you can feel how well the…

Kristin, this is an incorrect method of maintaining a portable fire extinguisher. It has been a falsehood for over 20 years since I joined the fire protection industry first as a fire extinguisher service technician. Doing this does nothing as the dry chemical resettles very quickly. The manufacturers have designed…

Short answer: Obsessively.
Long answer: Start here.

what did I just watch

I run into the opposite: the inability to recognize that something is within one’s skill set. Too often I see people who are afraid to try the simplest things.