Everyone know that when you’re pranking Buckingham Palace, you call and ask for Prince Albert in a can. They love that one.

How many cups are in a nebula?

So that's what Dr. McNinja's been up to.

Grapefruit Topo Chico and blanco tequila makes a pretty good paloma (of sorts).

I watched the MST3K Yongary episode for the first time just this last weekend. I don’t think it does depend on how you look at it- I’m pretty sure that kid is objectively irritating.

Wrap ‘em in bacon, then put ‘em on the smoker.

Ditto. Alaskan Smoked Porter is quite possibly my single favorite beer.

I was just at the liquor store this afternoon and they had Alaskan Amber (and Kölsch) in cans for $1.50 per six-pack less than the bottles.

Separating your eggs, beating the whites, and then folding them in also works wonders.

Riced cauliflower?

It’s a slippery slope from track pants to track suits, and from there to getting your ass kicked by Hawkeye(s).

It’s a slippery slope from track pants to track suits, and from there to getting your ass kicked by Hawkeye(s).

Not too worry, soon every plane will have those stupid, tiny, inflexible pockets that you can’t put anything bigger than a promotional matchbook in. You’ll never forget your water bottle when you have to hold it in your lap the entire flight.

Looks like the Kid Comfort 2 is on sale as well. It’s worth noting that, in addition to the sunshade compatibility, the Air doesn’t have a spot for a camelbak, but the 2 does.

Looks like the Kid Comfort 2 is on sale as well. It’s worth noting that, in addition to the sunshade compatibility, t…

The simple solution would be to just mention the glassware on the menu. Plenty of fancier beer bars already do that when they serve things in more than the standard pint glasses.

If you’d rather go the digital route and your library has a subscription, Hoopla has a surprisingly robust selection of single issues, trades, and omnibuses from all the major (and even a lot of the smaller) publishers.

So what else does National Beverage Corp. make (besides, presumably, Rip It Energy Fuel- which I’ve never heard of)? Because nothing in that press release matches the aesthetic of La Croix. Or of decent taste. Or even bland corporate taste.

Negligence nor mismanagement nor woeful acts of God were not the reason—much of this was the result of injustice!

I saw BvS on a flight. It was free, I literally had nothing better to do, and it still somehow managed to be a colossal waste of my time and money.

My takeaway from this story? Fire sauce goes great with dog.