Dollars to donuts it was a tourist who complained. I honestly can’t imagine a resident of small-town Alaska giving a damn. Heck, Talkeetna has a cat as the mayor, and I think he lives in the general store, too.

We splurged on a $50 swing from Once Upon a Child.

We splurged on a $50 swing from Once Upon a Child.

The Snoo doesn’t come cheap at $1,295. But, when you break it down and think about it, it’s not that much more expensive than most baby things

The Snoo doesn’t come cheap at $1,295. But, when you break it down and think about it, it’s not that much more…

How many of their species are there, anyway? The only other one I can think of in the entire franchise is in Knight of the Old Republic (as a Jedi Councilor, natch).

A missed the story about the Jedi who had a teleporter accident with Jeff Goldblum.

So meatball subs aren’t sandwiches?

I don't see a space bar. How is one supposed to continue?

I don't see a space bar. How is one supposed to continue?

You forgot my favorite form of genetic modification that flies under the radar: inducing mutations, which has been around since the 20s or 30s. Bombarding plants and seeds with gamma rays and chemicals and hoping that their scrambled DNA manifests a beneficial trait is fine. Precision addition or alteration of single…

Fill a bowl with colored marshmallows shaped like duckies and bunnies.

Dwarf wheat sort of touches on the semantics in a way that I think supports the study findings. Dr. Borlaug developed his wheat strains the old fashioned way: breeding. They’re as genetically modified as anything, but since the genes were modified using millenia-old techniques, they get a pass. Meanwhile, the adoption…

I particularly love it when a product advertises its lack of genetic modification when either a GM version is no longer sold, like tomatoes; hasn’t been approved yet, like apples (last I checked); or has never had any non-research-lab wide-scale genetic engineering, like most of the produce department.

Is the space pope reptilian?

So I learned just over Christmas that the keto(genic) diet started out as, and still is, a legit dietary therapy for epilepsy and some other neurological disorders. So between this and gluten-free, I’m now wondering what medically restricted diet will become the next big thing in food trends. Kidney disease? Lactose…

“Appletini, please. Easy on the tini."

Well, hydration is important to good health.

And amidst the sea of canvas bag requests there's one lone soul who just wants to play Fallout 4 with the right Xbox account.

she was forced to bear young on someone else’s timetable

It in no way excuses or negates the support anti-LGBT causes receive at the corporate level, but it seems that franchisees have a fair amount of discretion in what causes they support at the local level.

And then they cross post a bunch of Kinja Deals that tell you to go preorder games.

“Pray tell, your Lordship, is a hot dog a sandwich?"