Those uniforms were supposed to be a one-time thing. They came out maybe on Memorial Day of last year or the year before. For whatever reason that I don’t comprehend, this year they have been the generic home uniform (although to be fair, we’ve only had 5 home games. The Big XII very smartly back-ended our home…

It was the scariest cinema experience I’ve ever had. I’m often disappointed when people say they didn’ get it. Not enough green screen or lasers for them.

I tend to piss out of my penis. I don’t even wanna know what appendage a fear is.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

You don't get it. It's really about the dunks he's NOT dunking.

“Can I just stay out of this debate? Aaron Hernandez is a good friend of mine. I have known him for a long time. I support all my friends. That is what I have to say. He’s a good friend of mine.”

Honestly I would be content if he just held me in his arms like a baby. i live around the corner from him IT COULD HAPPEN.

Yes? I get a salary from Gizmodo to post pretty much whatever I want.

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

that’s bat-flip crazy