Why does Otis Nixon have a bodyguard?

Oh cool! A new Starship Troopers film, i love those fake propaganda clips!

Ah, yeah, this makes total sense. The department decided to staff its community outreach program with officers from the undercover unit embedded in the community. That’s perfectly rational and logical. That explanation makes total sense, and would definitely tell me that this department was run by intelligent people…

I find that any community engagement unit is improved by using balaclavas. Our local library’s community book bus, for example, saw great results when they gave their staff face masks and tactical gear. In a pinch I’ve found the kids respond to librarians wearing Oakleys and black bandanas tied around their faces,…

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

Absolute numbers mean very little. To put it another way, India has 16.6 road fatalities (per 100,000 people) compared to the 10 of the US. That’s a 66% increase.

Except that the exact opposite is true. Atheists are some of the happiest people in the world, with more well-adjusted children and who understand human goodness comes from our own humane actions and treating others with empathy. We just think religion is bunk (it is) and simply a wonderful tool used to manipulate…

How about the time I got hit by a truck on my motorcycle. My wife was down the street eating lunch. She and her friends saw all the first responders hauling ass down the street from the restaurant. She joked to them, “Oh shit. Somebody’s dead.”

I worked with a woman whose adult son was killed while helping a stranded motorist. The accident happened early in the morning and made the front page of the paper. She arrived at the office and had not yet received the news, the paper was on her desk.

And as an agnostic, I realize that that the “co-opting of non-religious entities and icons by churches” has been done for thousands of years and will continue to be done for thousands more. That’s how cultures and belief systems evolve.

How can not you see how good at business she is?

C’mon, y’all - cut Jim some slack. It’s not like he didn’t award her at least two kudos; he’s not HEARTLESS.

Found the lonely unmarried bastard.

Like not laughing at your boss’s dumb jokes, a refusal to buy would hurt their likelihood of keeping their jobs. But buying it/laughing at the jokes of a narcissistic tyrant, kills a little piece of your soul as it is a sign of your powerlessness.

Sorry, what all does any of your “but muh repressed muhnoruhteez” hand-wringing have to do with a tactical military strike overseas on a literal outfit of child murderers?

I got hired by Deadspin? Fucking sweet. I’m out of this shitbag office.

I COMPLETELY agree with you. With one caveat. If a guy was serious about learning as much as he could, taking advice from the various EXPERIENCED people who are available to him, and then helping craft a way forward with those same people, as well as other interested parties, it is conceivable that a guy, any guy,…

I’m guessing that’s not quite as true with the officer corps. Enlisted guys from East Bijip, Kansas? Sure thing.

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.