Why aren’t the NRA folks rioting over this? A responsible gun owner did everything you’re supposed to do but was killed.

I, for one, am relieved Lewis is retiring, after earlier reading the HuffPost headline “So Long, Daniel” and immediately assuming he was dead. And then yelling “Oh my God Daniel Day Lewis is dead”, to Mr.Needlessly-Defiant in the basement. Then having to yell down “Nevermind!” like a dummy.

I suspect he’s going into deep cover to distract us from his real next role: portraying Morrissey in a Smiths reunion tour (for which the band surely would receive well over $100 million), so that Morrissey doesn’t actually have to go on tour and Johnny Marr and Andy Rourke don’t have to be in the same room as…

I was gonna say. In the article he says Orlando may have discouraged Evangelicals from visiting.

fewer people in my way at disney parks? good!

We don’t know what kind of person she is. Seems like she might be a less-bright version of Cathy from East of Eden. A fantastic character-study of a psychopath from an age when they weren’t really understood medically. If true she wouldn’t benefit. People know right from wrong at age 17. I remember having a…

It is mind-boggling that the thought process seems to be, “She’s organized events, why not a city?”

Oh my god, she is perfect.

This is getting too much use lately.

I’d venture that it’d be more unusual for a world leader who DOESN’T mock Trump. I bet even Putin goofs on the dumbass.

I think the folks who don’t think this will change anything regarding this views are more than likely right, but we can still hope...

Thank god. I’m so tired of seeing the media ignore affluent young men. WHO WILL GIVE THEM A VOICE.

Alternate press release: “Automobile: now for young guys who AREN’T dying.”

Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.

Alternatively...

I’m kind of pissed that this turned into a PR nightmare. My friend and I really enjoy the surprise eating that is Halloween ghost Dots candy. We would have enjoyed this too. But now you’ve gone and released white pride skittles. I can’t enjoy white pride skittles and ghost dots. Just let me eat candy people, there is…

citation needed

Please let there be a one-word “Won’t” review out there somewhere

My GOD this looks dumb, how dare they besmirch Shakespeare’s good name with this drivel, also when does it premiere???

Sorry exit musicians, Bette luck next time.