The Rita Ora of Trumps.

Just breaking: Jared Kusner under FBI investigation re: Russia.

tuesday night music club is a good album

So basically I have the sense of humor of a 9 year old. My husband and I make up songs involving butts all the time.

“All I Wanna Do is Fart on You” is VASTLY superior to “Are You Strong Enough To Be My Butt”. Dumb kids.

I would imagine that filing after the verdict was in might give her a tactical advantage in the divorce proceedings, particularly where child custody is concerned.

Guys, the article says it was a direct hit to the nuts. Nowhere is his dick mentioned. This is the kind of shoddy reporting that they’re talking about these days.

It’s no inexplicable at all the Wiener was wearing his ring, I guarantee you that his lawyer told him to wear it to make him look more like a good family man--no matter how ludicrious that may be. Also, he is technically still married and for some it takes a while to take the ring off.

Fitting for man whose arm Baseball Prospectus just described as an “inaccurate rainbow machine.” The whole thing is really worth a read. If the Mets continue to suck (likely!) they may go ahead and give Tebow a September call-up and wouldn’t that beat all.

Ya, the worst part was when he kept trying to heal the poor bastard by “laying of hands”

Stronger apart!

FREEDOM GIF PARTY

Hush.

This news was so good I had to make this gif:

Not since Lorena Bobbit have we encountered a woman who so efficiently disposed of a Weiner.

He just pleaded guilty?

I think on some level I already knew that. We all did.

Theyre done already!

Settle down and finish your pizza rolls.