Okay, today sucks on Jez. It’s been bad news after bad news. This is May the Fourth, people. It’s supposed to be the day we celebrate a series of three really great movies, three meme-factory movies, one rose-tinted glasses movie and one “Is this really the same series?” movie that are all centered around the good…

Please tell me we’re not going to see this image over and over and over again as some sort of proof of god and his goodness and the strength of his will and bla bla bla ....

Waiting for those assholes who were just sooo sure the cops were telling the truth, who claimed that OF COURSE these Black teenagers were drunk and breaking the law and tried to run the cops over. OF COURSE this cop wasn’t lying. If these kids weren’t doing anything wrong, they wouldn’t have been shot. Because the…

Shut up, Randy, amiright?

“It’s not about politics” is a political stance.

Glad I’m working alone today because I cried at my computer.

I know we’re supposed to hate Jimmy bc he spoke out against the Gawker Stalker like a million years ago, but fuck that, I love him, he’s hilarious and charming, and kind, and I’m so happy his son is ok.

now i gotta go back and kill ganon in the tingle armor.

Water is just clear. Grass is green might’ve worked better.

I know we are all going to die but to know you are going to die so soon is terrifying. I can’t imagine facing such a serious illness everyday like she did (not that she had a choice)

Ugh, just ugh. I am so mad that this incredibly smart and creative woman lost her life. I am sad for her family.

So trump and co. have been doing the media rounds. Besides priebus there were a few other gems.

Leave it to fucking Republicans to think that the second amendment (and their grossly ridiculous interpretation of it that has resulted in millions of unnecessary deaths) is more important than the first. The first amendment is first for a reason, dickbags.

Netflix regulars probably aren’t going to bother with torrenting it anyway.

In my very not-scientific study I’ve found that all tops don’t know they’re bottoms till they meet me... #sarcasm

Michelin only gives a maximum of three stars, Katy. GOSH!

Pseudo patois from the whitest white girl? No thanks!

I wonder if the North Koreans will treat what Trump says as Mexican leaders do: with contempt, since Trump says little of consequence.

Be angry for the fuckwads that put him and his ilk into power, fuck them.

What’s with everyone using the “shitty family camera from the 90s” filter all of the sudden?