I mean ... it’s readable, but only just.

Third degree, for sure. Is there a fourth degree burn?

I always look forward to the UPS truck in my neighborhood. The guy is super nice and kinda cute, in a fantasy liaison kind of way. But now when I see TayTay’s face I will probably barf.

The face of D. Trump’s fanbase.

Bittersweet.

I’d like to take a glance at his internet history.

Shouldn’t we be mad at her record label rather than Beyoncé herself?

i appreciate her honesty and her feelings as much as I appreciate her work and as much as I find it absolutely vital.

Stupid ass.

Thanks Shep boo boo

Thanks Shep boo boo

No.

I hope the pink slime lobby doesn’t try to Hulk Hogan splinter over this.

Like ... what did you expect?

He’s dumb af

Fuck Hulk Hogan. He killed gawker and I still miss it to this day.

They are literal trash.

Mount St. Mount Mary College