The most awkward moment of his super awkward presidency.

This headline was an instant Lol. Nice job.

Beyonce’s outfit is subtle as usual I love her so much

There were so many moments and opportunities for this person to reconsider his/her actions. Purchasing black face paint at Walmart? Hey, this might be a bad idea. Looking at yourself in the mirror? Hmm, black face is wrong, and I look stupid. Driving to the party? I think CNN told me that black face is a bad idea. HOW…

Tommy Hilfiger is an asshole

More latent discrimination against little people billed as satire.

Rancid troll.

There was a “roofies” joke on NPR’s Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me this week. Made me cringe.

He would be much more attractive if the mouth stayed closed.

“I apologize to anyone I may have offended” is fucking bullshit. We ALL should be offended. How about “I am so sorry and I will never ever do this again”?

Like two pieces of shit in a pod.

That looks beautiful. Mine would be fug and stinky.

Why do I hate him so much

Important job interview. After lunch, excused myself to the bathroom. Hiring committee walks me to the bathroom, then congregates outside of the door, apparently waiting for me. Poop happens. When I emerge, they have all left and graciously pretend that they heard nothing, but they must have heard.

Fat piece of shit.

I don’t know what the hell yall are going to write about when this election is over. Maybe reboot that 500 days of whatever the fuck her name is

No fear over here. Bring em to me!!!

Girlfriend. Stop with the plastic surgery. Right now. You’re on the cusp of no return.

I really want to make a Legally Blonde joke ... Illegally Blonde? But she has red hair. Dammit!!!!

I’m about to call the police on that red knit sweater. Girl did you pick up a blanket from the couch and wrap it around you?