Please don’t do a slow dogpile on this song. Seriously, it’s dumb.

Yes I can: No.

Yes I can: No.

Who built this?

Claudia! Claudia! Claudia!

I hate that it’s come to this

I always ask my rapists for their SAT scores. I don’t want any dumbasses raping me!!!

Let’s parse this out:

So their case is based on the butterfly effect?

That transcript is the most Terry Gross thing I’ve ever read. Honestly tho, this is another non-troversy in the same vein as last night’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus lack of a smile. Stop pitting women against women!!!

5'6" 200 lbs? Should be easy to catch in a foot race.

Yes, any woman with a frowny face must be MADE to smile, or else.

I’m sorry, Stassa, but this article basically amounts to, “Smile, it can’t be that bad.”

One of the funniest “hosted by” titles ever.

I can’t feel what you need me to feel right now. I will feel it later.

Why the fuck must he respond like a wounded college freshman? Apologize, move forward, do better!

Holy. Shit.

Big dick? He could live in a box. Don’t care!

Donald Trump is a fat orange piece of shit.

Unless he’s naked, I don’t care to see

Coach Taylor could ride me like a bucking bronco. Yeeehawww