“She turned me into a newt!”

me

SHE’S A WITCH!

THE SOCKS MAKE IT WORK, people.

Gotta admit, that is pretty smart.

Coming soon: German Gas Chamber cigar humidor

They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

This is how you do it, dumb ass.

Seriously, they are getting No Fucks Obama like OUT OF THE GATE! My boyfriend has dual citizenship but our kid’s mom lives here, so we can’t even move....

It’s obviously a good first step but I have a sneaking suspicion that what we’ll eventually land on is that the three major factors playing into the disparity are the relative poverty in First Nations communities, the ingrained racism in Canadian society(and particularly law enforcement) and the relative isolation of…

FUCK. Thanks. Goddamnit, I’m sorry everyone.

“I was just as unaware that Canada had Aboriginals”

...........really?

Lol you are too funny! Look, I knew my opinion wouldn’t be popular... But in my defense, “different strokes for different folks” there are many people who hate Dickens for being wordy and hate Shakespeare for being crass and yet, they and their legacies did just fine. Ms. Atwood will be a-ok even with me eye-rolling…

If you mean every line is a gift that you should let wrap you in a warm embrace of brilliance THEN SURE ITS HEAVY HANDED.

Yes to Margaret Atwood! Yes to graphic novels! Yes to staying in more!

I was kind of board with the closet liberal theory, but now I'm thinking he may be an ISIS recruiting tool

Come sit next to me.

God kills an infant to teach the parents a lesson, which is that they should love God more. The God who just killed their baby.

I was going to say- isn’t Zombie Jesus just.. regular Jesus?