This is how you do it, dumb ass.

Seriously, they are getting No Fucks Obama like OUT OF THE GATE! My boyfriend has dual citizenship but our kid’s mom lives here, so we can’t even move....

It’s obviously a good first step but I have a sneaking suspicion that what we’ll eventually land on is that the three major factors playing into the disparity are the relative poverty in First Nations communities, the ingrained racism in Canadian society(and particularly law enforcement) and the relative isolation of…

FUCK. Thanks. Goddamnit, I’m sorry everyone.

“I was just as unaware that Canada had Aboriginals”

...........really?

Lol you are too funny! Look, I knew my opinion wouldn’t be popular... But in my defense, “different strokes for different folks” there are many people who hate Dickens for being wordy and hate Shakespeare for being crass and yet, they and their legacies did just fine. Ms. Atwood will be a-ok even with me eye-rolling…

If you mean every line is a gift that you should let wrap you in a warm embrace of brilliance THEN SURE ITS HEAVY HANDED.

Yes to Margaret Atwood! Yes to graphic novels! Yes to staying in more!

I was kind of board with the closet liberal theory, but now I'm thinking he may be an ISIS recruiting tool

Come sit next to me.

Wait. She’s in Jessica Jones? BRB getting on this bandwagon.

When I think about Westerns, Natalie Portman does not come to mind. Not at all.

Yes! I cannot wait! I suspect there will be many long silences -fraught with meaning - during tight close ups. This will allow me to inject my smartassery into all the pregnant pauses with what I like to call Alternate Dialogue.

I refuse to trust any Western that shows frontier people looking relatively hot and clean.

Maybe don’t post a screenshot of what could be someone's trauma? Please? For the love of god...

Come on, now. Do we really need a still from the video to be the header for this article?

WTF. Why are you distributing these images in this post, and via Twitter?!?! It’s completely insensitive to your readers and to the victim. You’ve been click-bait for some time, but this is just disgusting.

God kills an infant to teach the parents a lesson, which is that they should love God more. The God who just killed their baby.

I was going to say- isn’t Zombie Jesus just.. regular Jesus?