Hell, I’d like to thank institutional racism. Wouldn’t be here today without it.

Victims of being brainwashed. Teenagers are vulnerable and easily susceptible to deceit.

Keanu is a prime example. While he will never look as beautiful as he did circa Point Break, he is still lovely.

We would all do well to collectively remember that fact! C’mon now. It would probably be easier to accept if we didn’t spend our lives pretending it wasn’t going to happen to us.

Amen.

I know you put in a kind disclaimer, but, seriously, people age (if they’re lucky). Most people follow that curve. Only the rarest among us are that attractive to start with, and only the rarest among the rarest remain so 30 years later.

Reminds me of:

There was a reward, and I think he had some legal trouble of his own.

I am so on team “Jen is sketchy as FUCK.”

Well, there’s suspicion on Don. His time is still unaccounted for because it’s been shown that his time card was tampered with. Did I mention that his mom and her partner were his bosses?

Crab Shack did it. It’s how they could afford to run such a special deal. But they’ll try to blame Mailkimp, because of bad family blood.

Jay is way too fucking stupid to have done it.

Also, the post about Paris didn’t mention anything about what Paris is or the history of France. What up, Jezebel?

Johari, girl, you my hero.

Has to be one of the most handsome Presidents I've ever seen. Ever.

I have feels. Bearded Chef has a man bun but Bearded Chef is also going thin(ner and thinner) on top. So ... not a good look. Maybe I should get him the clip-on one to add to the top.

Goddamn.

Already making ‘Merica Great Again.

look at all these amazing women! and uh, the lead singer of frozen embryo is here too.

Class fucking act. That’s not what I want from my celebrities! Now, where did I put Leah Remini’s memoir?