How is a bunch of snowflakes a symbol of Christianity? Did it snow in the desert?

It's a dumb protest because you're still giving them your business.

I know what to get you for Christmas.

I thought it was Krampus.

This also brought up the (non?-) issue of having holiday products showing up in Canada before Remembrance Day—11 November, for all you ‘muricans. Someone on the Starbucks Canada Facebook page suggested that Starbucks ought to make a Remembrance Day themed cup. I replied with something simple like “why do you want to…

It’s fucking blue and black! Do not start with that shit again.

Because the true meaning of Christmas is Jesus and Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

#blackcoffeematters

How will anyone know about Jesus without Christmas throwing up on everything?

Christmas iconography like snowflakes, which were on the cups last year.

I NEVER drink out of a cup that has less than four pictures of Jesus on it.

Job 5:31: and lo the Lord didst punish Job by forcing him to drink only the coffee left in the Starbucks at 9:00PM, and wouldst not allow him to have a fresh cup.

All the stars.

That’s right — Starbucks hates Jesus. That’s why their cups are red — for Satan.

I liked the design. It looks like Christmas without Christmas throwing up on it. It's simple. What's wrong with simple?

i know I’M impressed

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

John 6:55

brags about “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup. He also flashes a gun he brought into the coffee shop

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.