I have a real question for the Virginia Woolf scholar:

hopefully i’ll just be echoing what everyone else is saying (because it’s the right goddamn thing to point out) but

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

Why is law enforcement incapable of just expressing outrage? Why can’t they ever be like “We are going to find the person who committed this horrible act and bring them to justice?” instead of saying stupid shit like “well, she DID go with him” and then trying to soften it with “but she was 12 so even if she wanted…

—also to give proper credit- "Henry the Eighth" by Herman's Hermits.

Love the 60s style. They had an aesthetic in mind and they just went for it! Arguably what a lot of people are doing now is just as over the top as some of the looks they did back then, what with all the harsh contouring, overdrawn lips, and huge brows that you see around.

Are his assistants also Scientologist? They’re probably afraid of being sent to that hotbox shed in the middle of nowhere doing back breaking manual labor to atone for a past Scientology faux pas.

off topic but i just learned that the scene where ZL asks David Duchovny, “but why male models?” and DD has a long exposition, after which, Ben Stiller forgot his line, so he just said, “but why male models?” again, which is amazing, but DD’s improvised reaction was so deprecating and spot on it made it in the movie.

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

He sounds like he’s Michael Jackson.

Praise be.

How long have you been holding onto this? I’ve been trying to figure him out FOREVER! Well done!

Trump is part 3 year old in tantrums, part 13 year old in immature comments, part 60 something in body. What an interesting combination of a person.

*turns on HBO right now to wait for the john oliver segment about this on sunday*

The next speaker will struggle to get the stench of Ax body spray and BO out of there.

Which at this point is really more notch than board.

Ed Sheeran has never listened to a Radiohead album

Looking over at you from 41 and I just want to hug you and say “Oh you sweet child”. I have SOOOO many friends that found the love of their lives in their late 30s and 40s and 50s. You’re 26! Go enjoy the shit out of that!

New rule (really should be an old one)-never make a comment about a woman being pregnant unless she tells you. I'm sorry that happened.