Agreed. Sexy pizza rat would have been much better executed as a couple’s costume, with one member as a giant pizza slice (if the costume makes it difficult to fit through doorways, even better) and the other as a comparatively smaller rat, dragging their partner around with them.

For $0 I can just stick a post it on my crotch that says “rat refuge”. #halloweenhacks

You hate the American dream? I am dissapoint

ME I DO I’M ORDERING 50

I LOV THIS YES WE ARE ALL PIZZA RAT

I really appreciate and admire the efficiency with which retailers are churning out sexy costumes.

This makes me hate everything.

You’re among friends here but after today, I wouldn’t admit this to anyone else.

I can now sleep tonight.

That is both magical and utterly predictable.

I learned today that Trump DICTATES HIS TWEETS.

Intern, I want to Rubio a fantastic burn. Done.

That was actually kind of funny in a dickhead way. Given that Donald Trump lacks even the remotest shred of humor or whimsy, I’ll guarantee an (unpaid) intern did this.

Sometimes, Youtube comments hit that sweet spot.

Seriously. These women seem honestly pretty awful (I mean “we will not apologize for that because we love you enough to give you this gift,” fucking gag me with a spoon) but I really hate how quickly people on the internet jump to threats of violence.

Did not! The costume supervisor that allowed Steve to unbutton his top button should be blackballed for her flagrant disregard of historical accuracy.

This should definitely have a sequel. Just so we can have someone play Ray and reenact when he tosses Donna down the stairs.

I feel you. I'm 31 and still holding out hope that life will eventually stop imitating high school.

SO GOOD. I mean.... come on. She was in a cult! She got shot! The fire!

I just assumed that Peeple was viral marketing for season 3 of Silicon Valley.