I took video of a partner going down on me just for the hell of it, and it turned out to really turn me on. I was surprised. But there’s nothing that can really identify me in that, I just know it’s me. I’m not sure I’d want a video of me flopping around on top of some poor girl making faces, but maybe it’d have the…

Gotta ask— who wants to watch themselves have sex? I might want to see my partner go solo... but I don’t really need to see myself in action. What’s the fun in it?

Juliet writes as Anne Perry.

The real Juliet became a writes crime novels and the real Pauline trains horses. They haven’t spoken since the murder.

....how the fuck did I not know that Amy Poehler has been dating Nick Kroll for TWO YEARS?!

I love me some salt and pepper facial hair!!!

I’m trying to drink in the tone of this article. Should we think less of him for cutting ties with a long-time friends who did something that’s actually pretty shitty? Is that the gist of it?

tl;dr cuz i am so distracted by the gray in ryan’s hair and beard and OOF

(the tagline of which is “Putting sweet D in the tender V since 2013”)

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

Her hair will most likely darken and become a tad less fine as she approaches the age of five or six.

I have rodent hair. The natural colour is ‘mouse brown’ and no matter how I try to curl or floof it, it just ends up looking like a ‘drowned rat’.

Cured my fear by having kids. When they’re with me, I’m too busy to notice that I’m on a plane. When they aren’t, I’m so relieved by the free time that I just have a glass of wine and fall asleep.

Ugh, you’re right that is totally felt. If you can afford seven pets you can afford some decent fabric for your megabed.

Jane Marie makes me think that I can rock bangs as an adult! Why am I trying to grow them out, WHY

I have to assume a castle would come with staff. Actually, my husband wants a bigger house and that is one of the reasons I want to try to keep it to a reasonable size.

I generally love this idea as far as huge beds go, and as far as pet space goes, but I do not love it as far as laundry goes. I try to change our sheets once a week (sex, hot climate, three cats) and I feel like I am constantly doing laundry. If I had seven pets and a bed that used two sets of sheets ... ugh the…

And it looks jenky as fuck. Why are the front panels so crooked?

Exactly. This isn’t a “super” bed or a big bed....IT’S TWO BEDS!! I did that shit back in 4th grade with my two twin beds.

They put two mattresses next to each other. And use two sets of sheets and blankets. This is bullshit. This is not even anything. Fuck these people.