why do so many people commenting on sports love the phrases “Real world” and “business world”? You never see people that like movies say shit like,”No way she gets away with that red carpet dress in the real world”.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

uh, a blocked shot in the NBA absolutely counts as a FGA. Specifically:

If pinto ain’t number one, the list has to be redone.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

I think they’re going hard on Mikey Day.

 “hold my pepsi”

Counterpoint: Fuck Gonzaga also

Man, those abstinence only people really have a quiverfull of arrows ready to shoot at liberals.

A similar case was the gang rape at Richmond High School—seven rapists, all young, and many witnesses (who went to the school) who did nothing except some of them were suspected of having videotaped it. Is what you find hard to believe is that they’re all on the same football team? Because being part of a close-knit…

He wuz gud

This sounds pithy and clever, but is actually quite dumb.

Pretty sure they try to make horseracing as fast as possible.

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

All you category three snoozefests can leave this blog right now because I simply haven’t the time for you.

“Go for three tonight, Vin”

(afraid to say anything)

The real question is what Deadspin reader sent in this tip and is trying to find some soap watching buddies. Or as he probably hopes to refer to them ‘My Story Bros’