I'm trying to imagine Tracee Ellis Ross and Jessica Simpson trying to hold a conversation at a family get together... All I can picture is Tracee drinking lots of wine.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

Hah. If there were no big-assed Jews, most of my family wouldn't exist.

I do enjoy it, but I cannot fathom why it continues to be nominated. They've had their turn and only keep going downhill.

""Scripture tells us that we shall not oppress a stranger, for we know the heart of a stranger — we were strangers once, too."

The children that run the PTC.

Last season someone was stabbed in the head with a carving fork. If your kids are watching this you are at fault. Not Charlie's beautiful behind.

Right? Who's letting their children watch SOA? And if they ARE letting their kids watch it...they didn't have any problem with the GRATUITOUS violence in every episode?

Seriously. Not the eyeball yanking, finger cutting off, prison rape and gun fights? Nah, that's all fine. No asses though!!!

I never made it past three dates with a dude. Focused on the work. Got dumped twice and I broke up with the third one.

I played it for three weeks before deleting it. She you start out YOUR wardrobe consists of pre-Kanye castoffs. But you can buy post Kanye designs... And those are in app purchases.

"Yes, and I like my coffee like I like my men." The waiter, without changing his expression said, "I'm very sorry, madam, but we don't have any gay coffee."

Bigelow! Yes please!

True about Never Can Say Goodbye and Park Avenue Sound. Yes About Love, love "Bourgie, Bourgie" love Gladys's voice...

Since when the fuck has rap not been an art? Your racism and classism are showing.

Ha Gladys Knight and the Pips-Touch, I've got that and the other album they did with Ashford and Simpson during the era. To be honest, I've never really liked "I Will Survive" Gloria Gaynor is an ok singer, a bit derivative—but that was a great vocal with a lot of strength on the producer's side too.

I really wish this preemptive "cue X in 3...2.." meme would die. It's so worn out.

I mean I joke around but for the record if I find myself in an Amityville Horror scenario I'm gonna have Father Gary on speed dial.

in Robert's defense, he really only did twilight for the money and disses it whenever possible.