That whole link is so desperately fucked up. Also, it takes about 10 seconds to find baby pictures of both Sasha and Malia, as well as pictures of Michelle Obama pregnant. The hateful fuckers commenting on that site refer to The First Lady Couple as "tranny" and "faggot" so... you're in great company, Joan Rivers!

Me either. I mean America is great and all, but not so great that I don't hate the inconsiderate dicks who shoot off fireworks until 2 or 3 in the morning. I get it Cletus, you're celebratin' Murica, but can you not be an asshole about it?

My friend decided to have her wedding today. Like at 8PM. On the 4th of July. I can't go because it's out of town and I couldn't take off work... and traveling on holiday weekends is expensive. Also, having your wedding on a national holiday is kind of... selfish? I don't really celebrate Independence Day either since…

I came here to say this! They'll be demanding to see her birth certificate because they won't believe she was really born on the 4th of July; that the story (and accompanying "fake" birth certificate) was manufactured to make the Obamas look extra patriotic. Ha ha ha!

The fact he's reading poetry with the Queen of Punk is actually a little redeeming, in my book. My book being titled "WWPSD", of course...

I'm just upset because I seem to be "ducking" all the time.

He was "literally rejuvenated"... Are you sure we aren't talking about Chris Traeger here?

'Parently she smokes two packs a day...

I seriously have never understood the Log Cabin Republicans. I know we can all have whatever viewpoints we have about big vs. small government, taxation, etc., but damn guys, these people just HATE you. It seems almost pathological at this point: "Oh, sure, they do bad stuff, but THEY CAN CHANGE, I JUST KNOW IT."

Rachael Ray is an asshole. Giving away thousands of dollars of Food Network's money doesn't change the fact that she's a rich cheap twit.

The study authors blamed the commute on proximity to DC. It has nothing to do with DC. It has to do with the fact that everyone insists on driving everywhere, no one takes public transportation (I don't even know how adequate the public transit system is to anyone's needs because the whole time I've lived here…

So what I'm hearing is that Antonio Banderas is available?

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Well, House of Cards is infinitely more interesting to me than a blowjob 14 years ago. So I'm on board.

It's so annoying because I don't remember this question being asked for any other First Lady. Not even Jackie Kennedy.

It's racism combined with a dawning realization that they may really have lost the Civil War. Control is finally slipping away. Back when you could beat up a woman of any color, or a black person of either gender, with your fists and your friends, and lynch them with ropes and fire and knives, nobody was so het up…

Knowing what goes on around here it was probably a meth head. Yay!

I live in a mostly white, rural area. My boyfriend's family are all gun nuts. I've actually heard his aunt say that she wants to have guns just because she CAN have them. She doesn't have any particular use in mind for them, she just WANTS them. It's a fetish. It's some kind of status symbol to people who live in this…

Obviously my reading comprehension has gone down since middle school....

So they flipped out because a Black man is the President? That is thoroughly unsurprising and racist to the bone.