I moved to the Upper Haight towards the end of the 05-06 season. Went to the Kezar pub to watch a couple Warriors games before we got our cable hooked up- they would show REPLAYS of soccer games on every large screen over live Warriors games. I had to ask them to put the game on one of the tiny TVs behind the bar. I…

A herb has infiltrated the comment section.

That woman with the puppets should be shot.

The funniest line in this post was “Additional reporting by Tom Ley.”

Yeah, we got it at “Niners’ fan.”

Same reason I wear my Mike Vick jersey when I take my terrier to the dog park.

Whenever someone tries to tell me about their golf game, I too think about Nelson Mandela and wish I could do 27 years in prison instead.

Boy, Player really refuted the notion that he is “kind of a showboater” with this full page statement (in which he mentions meeting Mandela, being at the Olympics, being invited to the US Open to celebrate his grand slammiversary, etc etc)..

When I was 13 I used to have to melt the skin off my own hand with a blowtorch, take a picture on film and get it developed at the drugstore, and then mail copies to all my friends.

No those toes. No.

Remy Ma invited Cedric Diggory to the Yule Ball before Nicki could.

Nashville has shown itself to be a true hockey town filled with real fans, because they booed the living shit out of Bettman last night, as is proper and right.

This is all so bizarre. Konami going to great lengths to trod all over not just Kojima, but the employees of Kojima Productions, too?

You know Nashville has arrived as a real hockey market when they start yelling at Mike Milbury on air and boo Gary Bettman when he steps on the ice with the Cup.

He had it coming.

When the one announcer was talking about how the only time he could remember something like this happening was Bowe/Golota I was like “IT HAPPENED TWO WEEKS AGO!!”

C’mon, the hit from the back?! Just no. He could literally break his neck.

Wonder if after the Knee he was hearing things. Otherwise I don’t understand what the hell he could been thinking.

In unrelated news, Murthel Groenhart has been named an honorary Turkish citizen.  

The Patriots just got the answer to their Jimmy Garoppolo question. The Madden Curse is real and Brady’s going to fall off hard this season. And by “hard” I mean they’ll still clinch the AFC East because the other teams are butt.